Rugs From Me To You lyrics - Owl City

Toupee or not toupee 

That is the question 

It refused to stay as it all turned grey; 

William Shakespeare's receding hair 

Please excuse the pun, 

'It's hair today, gone tomorrow' 

So be thankful 

For what precious locks you have 

Toupee or not toupee 

That is the question 

And by the way 

I just gotta say 

Thank the Lord I'm not going bald 

And if I may quip 

My curls and I 

Are just like heaven 

'Cause rest assured 

There'll be no parting there 

But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck 

(Our chase to swallow)

It makes me smile 

'Cause I know just what I'd do 

Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with 

I'd open a secondhand store 

And if you ever went bald 

You'd recall it 

'Cause I'd cleverly call it 

'Rugs From Me To You'